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Anonymous said: are u going to have sex before marriage?

perks-of-being-chinese:

sintire:

 click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
breakinq:

following back tons

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni